rant titties #89013

cigarettes don’t come with 21 cigarettes. just 20. stop asking me if I have an extra cigarette. stop being under 19 and asking me for a cigarette. stop being 13. stop telling me, I’m black like you’re black & that I should help you out. magga help meee out! I bought these in the city. I coulda got an all day metrocard fun pass with that. stop hawking me to see if I’m gonna light that cigarette, so you can find out if I smoke & then proceed to ask me if I have an “extra” one. stop being a complete stranger & asking me if I can save you some of my cigarette, magga. what type of shit is that? stop picking those butts off the floor, magga. do you want hepatitis C, magga? stop asking me if you can buy a ciggarette off of me, magga, when you damn near good & well you’re just gonna fidget around tapping your pockets, like you suddenly lost the 50 cents you were gonna give to me for it. don’t do it. don’t do that shit, magga. don’t try to guilt trip me into letting you get that for free. I won’t. I’ll take it back. or if I’m smarter, I won’t give it to you first & watch you fidget for that imaginary change for the next 10 minutes or til my bus comes. magga please!